Cleaning river Ganga

One of the reasons river Ganga in India is polluted is because of the vast amount of half-burnt dead bodies that are thrown in the river. The age old sacred ritual of immersing one's ashes in the holy river has become too commercialized. Authorities have not been able to keep up with the demand and hence throwing half-burnt bodies into the river. These half-burnt dead bodies decompose over time and have been polluting the river for ages. Government should ban cremation of dead bodies on the banks of river Ganga. People should also not be allowed to throw human ashes into the river.
Instead, a large water reservoir should be built nearby and water to the reservoir should be fed from the river. All cremation should be done on the banks of the reservoir. It should be made sure that bodies are completely burnt before the ashes are thrown into the reservoir. The ash water in the reservoir should be emptied everyday. The ash can be used as compost in agricultural lands around the area that will help increase crop yields.
If the central Government and Prime Minister Narendra Modi gets this plan into action, Ganga will be a lot cleaner than it is now. Lets keep our fingers crossed.

Her-man Cain't

Hello everybody. I am Her-man. I am a candidate for the Republican Party presidential nomination. “Her” refers to all the vulnerable women I groped giving them false assurances of job offers. I cain’t beat Obama with a cane because I am too old, stupid and horny to be the president. If you don’t believe me, read a transcript of my interview below. I have no political experience and have no chance of beating Obama in the next election. So who else but me to screw up this country.

            Reporter: How do you plan on bringing the economy back on track?

            Herman Cain: Nine-Nine-Nine

            Reporter: That’s not going to be enough.

            Herman Cain: Nine-Nine-Nine-Nine-Nine

            Reporter: What is your foreign policy strategy?

            Herman Cain: Nine-Nine-Nine

            Reporter: That’s it?

            Herman Cain: Whoa. Okay. Nine-Nine-Nine-Nine-Nine

            Reporter: How do you plan on carrying the Republican legacy left by Bush?

            Herman Cain: That’s easy. Nine-Nine-Nine

            Reporter: What about the country’s unemployment?

Herman Cain: I grope Nine women. Nine women get job hope. Nine women go home distressed.

Occupy Your City

Occupy Wall Street and all other Occupy Your City protests and so called “Movement” have become a big disaster. These helter-skelter’ed protests have no agenda, no strategy and filled with plenty of pot-smoking hippies that wouldn’t hold a job even in perfect economic situation. I agree that the rich need to pay more tax than what they are paying now but all that extra tax money should go towards paying the country’s debt off and covering education budget shortfalls. That money should never go towards more welfare checks that feed these lazy pot-smoking hippies are wishing to get out of these protests. There are a lot of these protesters pretending to be complaining about jobs. How about sending all these protesters to Afghanistan and fight the war for us? I am sure they would do an awesome job defending us since the Occupy protesters are so familiar with navigating caves and mountains.

Michael Moore is a joke. Him protesting with Occupy protesters is the biggest joke. He has an ulterior motive with all his public protests. That is to make more money for the Michael Moore household. He takes advantage of popular public unrest and forces himself into these situations and furthers his own agenda to sell more of his books, movies and toys. He is a bad brand ambassador, bad public speaker and ugly to look at. He has made hundreds of millions of dollars from his movies, books and toys but has donated no more than $10K to any charity. If Moore believes in Occupy protests, he should publicly donate all his money to this cause and many other causes he stands against. In spite of being part of 1% of the rich population, Moore does not want to donate to any cause he publicly backs. Instead he likes to take advantage of any situation that will help him get richer by forcing himself to back a popular cause. He may look ugly with uncombed hair, unshaven beard and fat-filled body but that is all a facade he puts on display to blend in with the 99% of the population.

NBA Lockout

NBA lockout has become a joke. Not because of the owners but because of the players and their union. The players have become absolutely greedy for all the “work” they do on the basketball court. The players don’t understand what it takes to make it happen outside the court. The owners and the management take a significant amount of risk every year before and during the season to make it a successful year. The players on the other hand only have to show up for practice and to all the games with no risk other than the risk of getting injured.

            The owners bought the team paying hundreds of millions of dollars and now the players are asking for a majority of the revenue split. That is why they are called owners and the players are called thugs. Too bad the players just don’t get it. NBA players have put sportsmanship out in the drain and instead are displaying what scumbags they have become. The players should be happy that the owners have agreed to split the revenues 50-50 instead of keeping it all to themselves. It is time for the owners to ditch these unions and start afresh with new non-union players so that small businesses can survive the season. Unions have destroyed the auto industry in the US and now the NBA players’ union has resorted to same tactics that will destroy the basketball industry in this country. Ultimately it is the union that will be crushed and owners will come out as winners. If you are a true NBA fan out there, please give a thumbs up to all the team owners and give a big thumbs down to all the players. Don’t hesitate to kick the players in the nuts if you have an urge to do so.
            Derek Lamar Fisher is the biggest union scumbag in the history of NBA. Players need to start thinking of kicking him out of the union so they can be better represented than this idiot.

THE KING OF GOOD TIMES

         Dr. Vijay Mallya is not your typical everyday CEO. He has made it to the Forbes billionaires’ list many number of times but he doesn’t care if he is on the list or not because he doesn’t want to be categorized as a ruthless moneymaker. He not only lives like The King of Good Times but he is working overtime to persuade others to live the high life too. Once upon a time, his critics called him the playboy of the east for his glamorous lifestyle but slowly and steadily Dr. Mallya has earned the respect of his detractors. After the launch of Kingfisher Airlines in 2005, he was chosen as the Indian Businessman of the year. The Indian government honored him with the Outstanding Business Leader Award and ETNow selected Dr. Mallya as one of the three big movers and shakers of the first decade of 21st century corporate India. After his father’s untimely death, Dr. Mallya became the CEO of a hundred million dollar UB Group and grew it into a multi-billion dollar global empire. He is a genius of a businessman who is the ultimate brand ambassador of his company UB Group. He sets himself high goals and works round the clock to achieve them. His out-of-the-box thinking and business strategies have revolutionized the way brand equity could be grown by businesses in the country.
         He is a supreme human being and so his business rivals and political rivals are usually surprised by Dr. Mallya’s magnanimity. As a politician, Dr. Mallya has been trying really hard to change the Indian political landscape. He is a brand marketing genius but for him, superior customer service always comes first. He goes to extreme lengths to make sure customers are satisfied by his products and services. Dr. Mallya is also a sports fanatic. He owns the Force India Formula One team and has been an instrumental figure in bringing the Formula One Grand Prix championship race to India. He also owns the Indian Premier League cricket team called the Royal Challengers and is very much involved in making a successful championship run for the team. He is also the man who has changed horse racing in India from a gambling den to a classy entertainment venue. For all the critics who downplayed Dr. Mallya’s success and bashed his playboy image, it is not surprising that he is having the last laugh. Dr. Mallya and his future generations are set to carry on the Mallya legacy successfully. Long live the King of Good Times.

Paperback edition: http://www.amazon.com/King-Good-Times-Harish-Maiya/dp/1451577966/

Kindle edition: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0056WR3ES

Developed Minds, Developing Minds and the Stupid Terrorists

Just published my non-fiction book titled "Developed Minds, Developing Minds and the Stupid Terrorists".

Here's a link to the book: https://www.createspace.com/900000318

Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/Developed-Minds-Developing-Stupid-Terrorists/dp/143926578X/

Book summary:
All human beings, whether developed or developing or underdeveloped, show various levels of the seven deadly sins. The complex issues that arise due to these sins sometimes have simple answers. Developed countries balance their greed for money with selfless caring and giving that goes way beyond developing and underdeveloped countries. The embracing of secular humanism by the developed minds versus that of religious humanism by the developing and underdeveloped minds have made all the difference. The difference in human development index between the developed, developing and the underdeveloped minds due to this will only deepen if the developing and the underdeveloped worlds don't change their mindsets. The paranoid and undeserving terrorists who are hell-bent on gaining control of governments through violence should give up. They clearly show their inability to control their minds let alone governments so they don't have any other option but to refurbish themselves or else they will be an insignificant loss to the mainstream society. The developing and underdeveloped minds have far more unstable governments, financial system and socio-economic issues that are hard for them to resolve. While some developing minds have started showing signs of social responsibility, the underdeveloped minds have fallen into the deep end of social irresponsibility black hole. It is not only up to the mainstream moderate developed minds to change the mindset of the developing and the underdeveloped but also the responsibility of the mainstream societies in developing and the underdeveloped worlds. This book talks about the negative effects of these sins on the mainstream society and why some should not be tolerated at any cost.

Philosophy Technique Fulfillment

Hey guys, I found a great book on meditation that I think is worth reading. Good price for $14.99. Check it out, you won`t be disappointed.

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